A keeper at Polar Land in Harbin, north east China explained that the gay couple had the natural urge to become fathers, despite their sexuality.

"One of the responsibilities of being a male adult is looking after the eggs. Despite this being a biological impossibility for this couple, the natural desire is still there," a keeper told the Austrian Times newspaper.

"It's not discrimination. We have to fence them separately, otherwise the whole group will be disturbed during hatching time," he added.

It's certainly a relief to hear that isolating the perverted birds doesn't constitute discrimination.

We wouldn't want to get lawyers involved.

You break my heart, you know that don't you?

But do they have the right to say that they are in a marriage that is legally recognized by the overnment of Antartica? Has there been a referendum that shows the will og the penguins which can then be overturned by the Supreme Court Walruses and Leopard Seals? Is the constitution clear?

Supreme Court Walruses and Leopard Seals?
Woweeeeh That's almost as frightening as PETA!